Michael: Wh-why does everyone think I’m scared of girls?
George Sr.: Because you’re a chicken. You’re a chicken. Coo-coo-ca-cha!
Michael: No, I’m not. What are you doing?
Lucille: Michael and women? A-coodle-doodle-doo!
Lindsay: That’s what I was just telling him. Cha-che-cha-che-cha…
Michael: Look, I haven’t found the right girl, when I do I’ll ask her out. Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
LOVE!
